Oh, would you, now.
Patron: I would like to use a computer.
Me: OK, do you have a library card?
Me: And, do you know your PIN number?
Me: OK, well, you can log into any of the computers with a blue screen. Just click on “Available” and put in those two numbers and you will be on the computer.
Patron: Which numbers?
This is going to be a looooong day . . .