Monthly Archives: April 2011

Don’t you lie to me!

Attention Patrons: If you come into the library without your library card, without any photo I.D. or any I.D. of any kind, and with a need/want/desire to use the library’s computers and are asking me urgently to let you use … Continue reading

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Does this card still work?

My new *favorite* patron question is: Does this card still work? When I get this question, my mind goes through a series of possibilities.  Work?  How?  To scrape ice off your windshield: yes.  To use as a back scratcher: yes.  … Continue reading

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