Monthly Archives: August 2011

Nobody puts baby in the corner!

Because, if you do, the baby will poop on the floor.  Then, the baby will crawl over a few feet and poop again.  Then, you the librarian will discover the poop and have to clean it up.  But you will … Continue reading

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The Poopy Chair

Once upon a time, there lived a young person.  OK, so the person wasn’t so young.  OK, FINE!  The person was potty trained for a long time.  The person was a teenager type person.  FINE. Ahem.  Once upon a time there lived a teenaged … Continue reading

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