Category Archives: Asinine Patrons

Who let the dogs in! Who? Who? Who?

There is nothing like trying to chase a dog out of a library.  Nothing like it.  Today, a rather large dog came running into the library, circled around a computer desk, and comfortably plopped himself down on the floor like … Continue reading

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Don’t you lie to me!

Attention Patrons: If you come into the library without your library card, without any photo I.D. or any I.D. of any kind, and with a need/want/desire to use the library’s computers and are asking me urgently to let you use … Continue reading

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The best place to put your money in Vegas

The best place to put your money in Vegas is in your pocket.  The next best place is on the no pass line on the craps table.  The third best place is to just randomly throw it into the street.  … Continue reading

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Parenting the Unparented

Everywhere you go, there are rules.  When you drive to get there, there are rules.  There are rules that are invisible: that society imposes upon us and that we (well, at least those amongst us that have some upbringing and … Continue reading

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