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A Rose by Any Other Name

would probably be called Esor, or something equally unbelievable. I thought that my mother’s stories regarding the crazy names she encountered as a school teacher could not be topped.  I mean, she had a student with the name Nosredna Anderson! … Continue reading

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The Lesser Pee Pee Puddle

Previously on Dewey It To Me One More Time . . . The Great Pee Pee Puddle grew large and caused a general disturbance and yuckiness in the library. And now, Chapter 2, The Lesser Pee Pee Puddle Time passed, … Continue reading

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Where is that stench coming from?

Whenever you smell something stank in the library, you want to run away and try to ignore it because you never know if it will be a poopy chair, a pee pee puddle, or some other unidentified funk. So yesterday, there happened to … Continue reading

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Shelf Edging is for the birds.

Children of the library love to push the books that have been carefully edged back into the shelf.  This causes books to fall over, fall on the floor, and become a general state of disarray. I say, stop the madness! … Continue reading

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Who let the dogs in! Who? Who? Who?

There is nothing like trying to chase a dog out of a library.  Nothing like it.  Today, a rather large dog came running into the library, circled around a computer desk, and comfortably plopped himself down on the floor like … Continue reading

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Nobody puts baby in the corner!

Because, if you do, the baby will poop on the floor.  Then, the baby will crawl over a few feet and poop again.  Then, you the librarian will discover the poop and have to clean it up.  But you will … Continue reading

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The Poopy Chair

Once upon a time, there lived a young person.  OK, so the person wasn’t so young.  OK, FINE!  The person was potty trained for a long time.  The person was a teenager type person.  FINE. Ahem.  Once upon a time there lived a teenaged … Continue reading

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